Different kinda pet thread.

[KNWVIKING 2.0]

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo
> safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named
> Cuddles along for the company.
>
> One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and
> before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering
> about, he notices a leopard heading
> rapidly in his direction with the intention of
> having lunch.
>
>
> The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in
> deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground
> close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones
> with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is
> about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that
> was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more
> around here?'
>
> Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack
> in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks
> away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard,
> 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'
>
> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the
> whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
> knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the
> leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading
> after the leopard with great speed, and figures that
> something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the
> leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself
> with the leopard.
>
> The young
leopard is furious at being made a fool
> of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see
> what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
>
> Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with
> the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to
> do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with
> his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
> them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the
> old poodle says,
>
> 'Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off
> an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
>
> Moral of this story....
>
> Don't mess with old farts .. age and
> treachery will always overcome youth and skill! BS and
> brilliance only come with age and experience.

[Stitch]

Good one, Viking.

"BS and brilliance only come with age and experience" Yup, sure helps in the parenting business.

[MiNniE 08]

The Crow and the Rabbit

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the Story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

=0)

[idratherbeinwdw]

Hee hee Minnie, sharing that one with my colleagues!

[Stitch]

Moral of the Story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Sort of like elected officials.

[KNWVIKING 2.0]

Or any Penndot or NJDOT worker.

[DiZ NeE 08]

lol! that was good!