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10-06-2009, 08:52 AM
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
10-06-2009, 05:35 PM
10-06-2009, 05:38 PM
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned to a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed amused.
When on the fourth moved, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
The bus driver asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
The man replied, Well it was like this.
When the lady got on the bus, I couldnt help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, The Double Mint Twins Are Coming and I
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, Logan s Liniment will
reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, Williams Big
Stick Did the Trick, and I could hardly contain myself.
But your honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident
I just lost it,
10-07-2009, 01:58 PM
10-07-2009, 02:03 PM
I was '11....11....11'
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